Captain’s Log, Stardate 1673.1 Vs The real World of IT

Posted on December 16th, 2009 by John Allen

john_allen_background.jpgDo you remember those old Star Trek TV shows? Communicators, Teleportation (Beam me up Scottie) and Talking computers, instantly answering your commands. Well here we are in the 21st century and we have is the communicators, or mobile phones as we prefer to call them; Teleportation is now referred to Aviation Fuel Surcharge, and well as for the instant response talking computers, it is more like click on the program you want to run and wait… and wait… and wait… and hope!

OK, Windows 7 is a lot better than most expected, but why do we have to have a heavy OS loading up every possible service available when all you want to do is check your emails? Time will only tell if Windows 7 will be the saviour of Microsoft, or if like Vista, just another Windows ME or Windows 2000 blunder. However, given the fact we all have a need for speed, and the PCs are getting faster and faster, with better resources, it still looks like lazy programming is causing the brakes to be put on at the core OS level.

Windows Vista took around 12Gb to install, Widows 7 is around 5Gb but I am sure that most of what it loads is not really needed 70% of the time.

We all dream of having a computer that does exactly what we want, when we want it to, fast and without fuss but, we still have to wait for the computer to respond. I remember Captain Jean-Luke Picard saying “Computer, run program” and the computer answering him straight back, “Program complete, enter when ready”. But sat in front of your computer today, it’s still click on the program you want, go and make a cup of coffee, come back and click on ‘No I don’t want to send a report to Microsoft, and try the whole process again. Even if you are brave enough to check out the error code, mostly you will find out that even Microsoft doesn’t know what has happened. If that program fails to run most of the time, the normal result is to reload your PC again, corrupted Windows OS being the fault!

In my early days of programming, I used object orientated programming, only loading what I needed to run a task or complete a job. Each and every phase was quick, and even when run over a vast, slow and aging network, on a thin-client, did what it said on the tin! That was 20yrs ago, so how come we have taken a step backwards with our OS, and still only have snail pace PCs? Am I expecting too much? I don’t think so, time is money, and if I can type faster than the PC, well it’s the PCs fault not mine! When I first started with computers I could barely type, now I do 80 words a minute, and often I see even the fastest computer putting up the letters seconds after I have typed them. Fussy graphics don’t help either, bits f screwed up paper flying digitally across screen as I bin something I no longer need.

In fairness it is not all Microsoft’s fault, as it seems also that everyone out there want to have there own file type, why? I can understand it IF, this new type is better than what we had before, but mostly it isn’t. You need codec for this, codec for that, DivX, Real Player, Flash, yada, yada yada… To name but a few, and just load one add-on/plug-ins too many to your PC and, low and behold, something else will stop working, and you have guessed it, yep, another reload because the uninstall program won’t clear out everything it put in on the install or System Restore failed to go back to an earlier time, and I won’t even mention all the links, malware and other crap some software vendors include in there distro.

So with Computers getting faster, why slow it down with all these add-ons/ins and Plug-ins? Are we all so vain to thing our way is the best way? Yeah, I could invent a new file format, but why? If there is an industry standard file type, compatible backward, forwards and cross platform, why invent another? Well probably because there isn’t such a file type, hence all these file types floating around!

So come on guys, its time to pool resources, centralise, and create an industry standard for ALL file types, like with PDF, one file type for video, music, text processing and so on. If we have to integrate interculturally within our lives, accepting people from other cultures and parts of the world as our neighbours, software providers must make this same adaptation! Yes one corporation owns the .doc file type however, it should be used freely as the standard file type for all other text editors. Intellectual copyright withstanding, the .doc file type has been out in the public and work domains so long now, it is now really owned by us all, the computer users not just Microsoft.

Yes over priced software has forced this deluge of file types, but that is slowly being resolved, and in time will correct itself. I have found at home, using Linux is the best solution, open-source software all the way, and I haven’t paid a penny to Bill Gates, from a personal standpoint, in years. Plus I don’t need loads of add-ons, as most are already included in Linux and work very well and a very small OS compared to Windows. So if Microsoft wants to remain the leaders, they are going to have to learn from Linux, and start addressing the cost side of Microsoft software ownership and share freely the file type protocols, if not Linux will take over in the work place and at home.

I hope by the time I give up IT and fussing around with computers, we have an OS that does what it says on the box, it runs smoothly, and plays anything we get given, download or watch on line, no need for codec, add-on or add-ins and no need for multiple programs, all doing roughly the same things, only differently.

Beam me up Scottie!

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Posted on December 21, 2009 by Pj

Genuinely interesting article. Like Captain Allen here, I was one of those old pioneers who worked on a huge behmoth the size of a house with just 16k of memory on it that could multi-program and produce umpteen things at once. I started working on PC’s when the first IBM’s were rolled out back in the ’80’s although, unlike the Blogger, could never muster up sufficent interest to figure out what the OS was doing and why beyond fire-fighting and trying to get it to work (Might be why I’ve not worked for over 9 months too!). In a way I’m probably one of those lemmings (and what a game that was!) who has allowed MS to get where it is now. I’ve never used Linux and the reason is simple; the clients who I’ve contracted for have never used it either. I don’t doubt it’s better but I am old enough to remember Betamax was supposed to be better than VHS. I don’t hold out much hope of things improving but I do find I can almost sniff out what a new version of Windows is going to be like almost within days of its release. Personally, I’m of the opinion that when we do develop Teleportation, it’s likely that when you get beamed up, you are likely to find yourself in several parts of the room with a message ‘An error has occured: do you want ship your body parts to Microsoft?’

Posted on January 28, 2010 by Brian odvoc

Great Blog by John, (and comment by PJ). I know how both of these guys feel. As a user and supporter of both Microsoft and Linux, I can see the Microsofts greed and out moded ways will create their demise.

I for one would not want Microsoft to develop Teleportation, especially after seeing what they have done with Windows over the years. I can guess the error codes there, SU702, missing header or footer information lol.

We need more blog-ers on here like John, amusing and informing at the same time. Thanks for a good read. Brian

Posted on February 4, 2010 by Chissy

Not to up on Linux, but can see the point here. As a student of A.I.R. (Artificial Intelligent & Robotics), I would love to see robot humans doing the dangerous jobs around, like fireman, coal miners etc.

One thing I wouldn’t want is the teleportation, especially if it meant the computer crashes or blue screened as often as it does now (even with Windows 7!)

I feel that the world is over priced as a whole. Speaking girlie here, even simple things like shampoo are £5.00! This can’t be due to production costs, but more to Over-Production Costs, redesign for design sake. For years now manufacturers have change their labels, bottle or recipe and that’s for a simple shampoo! So what hope do you have with IT?

I have to say, I am a human being computer user, NOT A PC! So back off Microsoft, stop reinventing that square wheel you have! It doesn’t work, and hasn’t worked properly since you started in 1985, when you ripped it off from Apple Mac & IBM!!

Posted on February 24, 2010 by KD

LOL, Chrissy, I am sure that Microsoft will tell you that it’s a window not a wheel they invented (opp’s stole).

But, good point, what is going on with these ads of, “I’m a PC”?? Who actually gives a 5h1t, if a 7yr old can take a picture of his rabbit and email it to some aunt, (who probably can’t use her computer or will just delete the email as spam anyway). Then there is some sweaty, loud mouthed bloke in a gym and a dozy bimbo in a London cab, oh and that young mum with psyco kids all talking crap about Microsoft’s Square Wheel 7!

Is it because that Microsoft knows they are losing the world to Linux & Apple? I am not sure, haven’t tried either yet, but I can see the day will come the either Linux or Apple (or both) will take over.

It seems fitting to now call him Captain John, so just one word to you Captain, please write more like this article, loved it xxx

I am a person, who chooses to use a laptop sometimes, but also have a life away from the keyboard. A person who doesn’t care if her laptop is powered by Intel, AMD or fairy dust, if it has XP, Vista or Square Wheel 7 on it, as long as it works when I want it to, and doesn’t blue screen or get viruses every time I turn it on. There you go Microsoft, a new ad for you! LMAO!

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Charles

Good Afternoon Captain, like you, I to was one of those old pioneers. Only one question to ask is, “What ever happened to the 21 century?” We never did get those hover-cars, spaceship or teleportation, we can’t even get a good signal on my mobile half the time, and my sky TV breaks up when a bus drives past my house!

Personally, I am sick of the meatheads coming out of the Uni’s and colleges with a degree in Twitter and Facebook. I feel it is them that have dumb down technology so much so that now, we are all just tapping around our keyboards doing “Eastender” & “Coronation Street” style computing. All that is left is these social networking soap opera, capitalist big corporations knowing what you spend your money on, or ranking your credit rating, and Flash Ads on every site nagging you to buy something inappropriate or unnecessary!

It’s time for an Internet cleanup, all and I really do mean all, make illegal all these time-wasting sites, inappropriate ads, and the capitalist dictators making money out of people in difficult times by rating their poverty or selling stuff no one really needs.

Also bring R&D and manufacturing back to the UK. We were world leaders once, now we’ve outsource, we’ve become lazy and poorer for it.

Scottie if you really can beam me up, please beam me to a better world!

Charles

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